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I Love to Draw

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I think that I am a very creative and talented young individual. My teacher Mrs. Johnson says that I am the most creative and talented student that she has ever had. She has taught for almost 50 years. She is very old and very crazy but I was flattered when she said that to me. She said that because she saw a picture that I drew of a bunch of zombies attacking a house. She said that the picture was so scary that it gave her nightmares every night for a week. This is so crazy. I drew the picture but it did not give me nightmares. That is probably because I am not an old lady and I’m a very brave young man. I think that I will be an artist one day because I’m so talented. I’m going to grow up to be rich and famous like Walt Disney.

A Great Day

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I had such a great day yesterday because I spent the entire afternoon watching ridiculous comedy videos online with my best friend Jim and my dad. My best friend Jim loves comedy videos because he has a great sense of humor and is a good friend and he always laughed the loudest. My dad really does not like comedy at all. He actually despises everything that is fun and I do not know why he always has to be such a boring old man. It must be sad for him but it is also annoying for me because he is embarrassing in front of my friend Jim. My dad always shows us the stupidest videos on YouTube and he never laughs at the really funny ones. I understand that this is because he is an old man is not have a good sense of humor but I do not think this is reasonable. My dad needs to start taking lessons about what is funny and what is stupid.